Thursday, August 19, 2010

Abner's Souvenir Depot

I'm looking for a reason not to buy this hat. I can't think of one.

Sunday, August 8, 2010


Posted without comment. Except for the nice red arrow.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Dollar Beerencibia

In honour of JPA's debut tonight, why not take a trip down memory lane to that Dollar Beer night at Cashman Field, during my "Batcher Party". Earlier that day (I drank a bottle of Chivas Regal and) John Buck hit 3 home runs ensuring that the Bellagio sportsbook kept the money that I bet on the Jays/under. After a handful of dollar beers, I made sure to remind JPA he'd have to step up his game, because "John Buck hit 3 home runs today". After Accardo walks the first batter but nonetheless saved the game, whilst JPA was signing autographs for fans we meekly/drunkly say "Good game JP!!". His response? "I heard you guys hootin' and hollerin' about Buck hitting 3 home runs."

Welcome to Toronto, JPA, where every night is $10.25 Beer Night.

FYI: This trip was at the end of April. JPA played 17 games in April, only 3 HRs. In the following 78 games? 28 HRs, or almost double the pace during April. Coincidence??!?

Bonus: Brett Wallace (Hamhocks) before my allegiance shifted to Tony Gose:

I'm surprised he can lift that cankle up so high. If I only had pictures of the 2 grounders he booted.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Fred Lewis

Let.The.Man.Run. #FreedomLewis

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

CHI 98 - CHA 89

Jack Armstrong: "You came out aggressive, shot the #ball well, but how does it feel to miss the playoffs?"

Hedo: "Golf."

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Hedo Turkoglu, cont'd.

Okay, okay, 19 rebounds. But still....

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Vernon's New Song

I'm figuring that V-dub's gonna have to change his song selection this year. My suggestion (keeping in mind he needs no more than 30 seconds):

A deconstruction of his songs from last year is the next order of business, under the title: The Esoteric Vernon Wells. Stay tuned.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Hedo Turkoglu, DNP-CD

Hedo Turkoglu's season, told in 4 letter words: